WE ALL LOVE VICE GANDA. :">
Jhong: DING DONG.. Vice! Paki bukas nga yung pinto, please?
Vice: Hindi ko mabubuksan yan!
Vice: Hindi naten bahay yan.. mahirap lang tayo, wala tayong doorbell.
Jhong: ah ganun ba.. *TOK TOK* VICE! BUKSAN MO NGA TONG PINTO.
Vice: Hindi ko mabubuksan yan! Sira pinto naten! Dun ka sa bintana dumaan! BAHALA KA.
Jhong: Sige na Viiiiiice. Cutie pieeee? :">
Vice: Hmmm.. Osige na nga, sabihin mo munang...maganda ako. :">
Jhong: Ba't ko sasabihin yon?
Vice: Eh kasi yun yung password. :">
Jhong: Ang ganda mo.. papasukin mo na ko.
Vice: Osige, pasok na.
Jhong: *tulak si vice* HOY!
Vice: ARAY. BAKET?!
Jhong: Yung anak daw naten, hindi pumapasok!
Vice: eh kasi... bakasyon.
Jhong: Eh hindi! Absent daw eh.
Vice: Pano naman sya papasok, bakasyon nga eh!
Jhong: Ah ganun ba. Eh nakakasagot ba sya?
Vice: Pano sya sasagot eh absent nga. Pwede ba yun. Naitetext na pala ang recitation ngayon.
Jhong: Eh anung kukunin nyang kurso?
Jhong: Ah, gusto nya maging doctor?
Vice: HINDE. GUSTO NYA MAGING GAMOT. Kaya nya gusto kunin ang medicine kasi gusto nya maging gamot. MALAMANG DOCTOR DIBA. JUSKO.
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